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Exposure To The Elements
It was near the witching hour, half a pizza I’d devoured,
my stomach told me something was amiss…
I stood up, began to sway (I’d had thirteen beers that day)
and walked into the john to take a piss.
This is nothing really new, it’s been done a time or two,
by every guy who ever drank a brew;
and if the story all stopped there, then who the hell would care
but something happened there- inside that loo!
I was at my neighbor’s house, entertained by he and spouse,
their bathroom filled with savoir faire and grace,
with knick-knacks here and there, subtle fragrance filled the air,
I peered into the mirror and washed my face.
Well, I quick unzipped my pants, reached inside and grabbed my schvantz,
and waited for the waterworks to start;
I made sure to lift the seat, not to dribble at my feet,
And in deference to surroundings- didn't fart!
It was then I felt her hand, reach around me, grab my gland,
and I damned near jumped completely out my skin!
As my head turned ‘round she smiled, just a grin so meek and mild,
said, “I didn’t think you’d mind if I came in.”
I said, “Well, no, Jeanine- but what about your husband, Dean?
Don’t you think that he will notice you’re not there?”
“Who, my boy, Dean?” she stopped to say, “Yea, that would be the day…
and besides, my darlin’, I don’t really care.”
So I finished up my squirt (with her hands inside my shirt),
I could tell by now her eyes were nearly closed,
but she hadn’t lost that grin, when she whispered “Let’s turn in…”
and I noticed that one breast was full-exposed.
Then we struggled down the hall, knocked a picture off the wall,
As we tried to find her bedroom at the end,
I picked her up into my arms (not enthralled by all her charms),
set her on the bed, the wife of my best friend.
By now, my Miss Bo-Peep had fallen gracefully to sleep,
So I crept out of her room as I’d come in;
when downstairs, I woke up Dean, and I told him what I’d seen,
“You might want to keep your wife away from gin!”
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