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Dude
by Aaron Schmookler (Age: 31)
copyright 10-22-2002


Age Rating: 13 to 127

 
Below is a brief commentary written to radio which I may soon send out to market. I've sold a couple of things to radio in the past, but this will be the least serious piece I've ever tried to market for radio.
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Robert Heinlein, reputed father of modern Science Fiction, brought the word “grok” briefly into popular lexicon. In his most famous book, Stranger In a Strange Land, we learned that grok literally means to drink. Grok is, however, used throughout the book to mean understand, appreciate, internalize, grow closer, think, eat, and any number of other things. You grok?

Since the advent of grok, California has brought us “dude”. A dictionary of American Slang will tell you that in the early 1800's a dude was a dapper gentleman, a fellow ostentatiously dressed, a dandy, and in the late 19th century a dude was a city gentleman in a western setting – thus, dude-ranch.

Dude has since come a long way. Jeff Bridges, playing Jeffery Lebowski in the Cohen Brothers’ film, The Big Lebowski, had this to say. “I’m not Mr. Lebowski. I’m The Dude. That's what you call me: Dude, or Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” A guy with a board and a wont to hang-10 is a surfer dude. Dude can be a one-size-fit’s-all moniker, “Hey, Dude, what’s up?” It can mean swell guy, as in “Thanks, you’re a dude.” Dudette is not a word – I know lots of women who are dudes.

“What seems to be the problem, Officer?” Becomes “Dude?”

“Huston, we have a problem,” translates to. “Ah, dude.”

“This is a day which will live in infamy,” could have been, “Dude!”

“Would you like fries with that?” “Dude?”

Marlin Brando as Stanley Kowolski might have said, “Du-ude, Duuuuuude!”

This is economy of language at its finest. Mind you, while multipurpose words are certainly convenient in small numbers, we do need some specificity of language. Please further note that only the slightest change in inflection can drastically change the meaning of dude. Intending “did you drop this?” you might accidentally say “you have spinach in your teeth”. So, dude, be a dude and try to understand when dudes tell you "dude," and always use the correct dude for a given context. Dude, you grok? Dude!


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11-13-2002 Catherine Wilson    

That was another great read and I think I was laughing more because I know someone that uses the word "dude" to substitute for a number of words. Pretty much whenever he can't think of something intelligent to say...which was always. Anyways, I did notice a typo:

A guy with a board and a wont to hang-10 is a surfer dude.

wont is suppose to be want I'm guessing.

Great read Aaron.


11-01-2002 Eddie Bruce    

I found your piece very enlightening Aaron (and humorous) and I hope it gets accepted for radio.
As an oldie, I find that 'Young man' is a pretty safe way to address a du... bloke - of any age. I take your point about some words completely losing their original meaning. Would you believe that Cockney Rhyming Slang for beers is Britney Spears these days? Beam me up!!


11-01-2002 Katie Phillips    

:0) pritty good, hope to read more from you :0)


10-25-2002 Esther Spurrill    

LOL This is good!


10-24-2002 Angie Engle    

This is great, I really enjoyed it. I would love to hear it read over the radio.


10-24-2002 Bob Church    

Do I detect the first rumblings of a budding etymologist? Eh, Du-? Oh, never mind. I think in some circles, "Big Guy" has replaced Dude as the hip buzzword of choice. Of course, I must admit, I observe through eyes corrected for the beginning stages of severe glaucoma.

I enjoyed this...


10-23-2002 Nancy Pawley    

Hey Dude..like this was one of the best!!!
Great write, Aaron.
Nancy


10-23-2002 Nan Jacobs    

And now, of course, I imagine Tom Hanks in Apollo 13 with far less script to study. And imagine if the guys in Houston had miscommunicated an inflection in a 'dude' and the astronauts patched together the gizmo that saved their lives backwards? oy. I mean...It's like, dude, man!

nan


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