I said to a roommate one day,
your breath scares your boyfriends away.
She sat with a pout,
when I scrubbed her mouth out.
If she's smart, she'll keep it that way.

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I once met a man on a ship,
with nose hair that hung to his lip.
They swayed in the breeze,
with the greatest of ease.
Thank goodness his nose didn't drip.

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I once met an interesting bloke,
Who liked to sit and chain-smoke.
When he yawned very wide,
I thought something died.
My eyes would water as he spoke.
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