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Bathtime Gripes - Silliness Challenge Answer
by Aaron Schmookler (Age: 31)
copyright 01-28-2003


Age Rating: 4 to 127

 
The day before yesterday,
As I sat in the bath,
I threw all the soap away
In my furious wrath.

I had filled up the tub
(The water was steaming)
And proceeded to scrub
‘Til my whole self was gleaming.

I washed my wee toe
With most extreme care,
And then my elbow
Where there’s hardly a hair.

I spent the whole morning
In meticulous cleaning.
That dirt took the warning,
If you take my meaning.

By then it was time
For a nice relaxed soak.
What I got was a crime
Against all decent folk.

I felt very bad,
And my body went rigid.
I felt I’d been had
‘Cause the water was frigid.

But hot water will cool;
I know that's what happens.
And I feel a fool,
Since I’m dirty again and I have no soap!


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09-24-2003 Dawn Staple    

LIKED IT IMMENSELY. Now you'll just have to get warm again scraping off the scum! DAWN in UK
02-02-2003 Nancy Pawley    

Silliness can be wonderful, just like your poem, Aaron.
Nancy
02-01-2003 M.E. (Bunny) Eastveld    

As former President of "The Silliness Council" (yes, we are affiliated with the Ministery of Silly Walks, but distantly), I give this a **** rating.
Now, as to the soap........

Bunny
01-28-2003 Bob Church    

Soapless is, indeed, hopeless. Nice job, Aaron.
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