Drinking water hardly quenches my thirst,
For what I'm craving isn't in my cup.
Before I ate, I said my prayer first,
Spying food that surely wasn't enough.

Drinking water hardly quenches my thirst;
This feeling is more rightly called hunger.
Have you ever ate so much you could burst?
Oh yes, Thanksgiving when I was younger!

Drinking water hardly quenches my thirst,
Such brutal lust was no match for that meal.
Vodka and orange juice, I'm starving but nursed;
Now I believe the boogie man is real.

Drinking water hardly quenches my thirst;
Of all pains, Hunger's got to be the worst!