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Doggy Style
by John Mcleod
copyright 07-29-2001

Age Rating: 18 to 127

I have been walking in the park for ages now
my paws are getting sore
my masters legs keep getting in my way
I think I will pull him even more,

I have fetched the stick a thousand times
I do not know why he throws it away
perhaps he is just a sadist
seeing me exhausted must make his day,

I have thought of ways to avoid this
however none of them seem to work
I have even tried just lying down
but he just pulls me along with a tug,

I like it when it is raining
it helps me to get my revenge
muddy paw prints on his nice car
it might make him see sense,

Tomorrow I will wake him up
loud barking should do it right
I will do it early in the morning
better still the middle of the night,

I know he will be a bit grumpy
probably shout at me for a while
but you know every dog has his day
this will be mine doggy style.

John Mcleod

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01-31-2005 Anthony Lane Stahlhut

Wolf Wolf, Very nice. Thanks, Anthony

12-03-2001 Jackie Moranty

That title had me going, John. I couldn't resist. I guess all of us with minds in the gutter will have to wait until another floats by to get the real meaning here. This is a great one, John. I got a kick out of it. Jackie

04-01-2001 Beverley McInnis

Hi John! It is great to see you posting in here. This poem is such a cut-up and I laugh so hard whenever I read it! Very well written too! Plus, I LOVE the play on the title....that's one way to pull them in!

04-01-2001 Connie Marcum Wong

This was so adorable. I loved it!...Connie:) P.S. In Chinese astrology (Moon Signs) I am a Dog.

04-01-2001 Maralee Gerke

This just proves that dogs are smarter then people. A very cute poem. I always wondered why our dog barked at night. Maralee

04-01-2001 Mary -BrytEyz- Ball

*snicker*... And here I thought... oh well, never mind! It will only give my dirty mind away. *blush* This was very entertaining!

04-01-2001 Laryalee Fraser

Woof! Woof! Two doggy thumbs-up for this cute and astute one!
~ Lary ~

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Doggy Style by John Mcleod copyright 07-29-2001 Age Rating: 18 to 127

Doggy Style
by John Mcleod
copyright 07-29-2001

Age Rating: 18 to 127