A Crummy Chocolate Dipping Sauce, FOR DUMMIES, Like You = P
by
Amanda C.
(Age: 17)
copyright 04-12-2003
Age Rating: 7 to 17
This isn't much of a recipe but here it goes:
1 serving
.25 cups of chocolate
1 tsp of butter
? Oreo crumbs [you can never have too many]
1 BaBy SiStEr(or idiot brother that might as well
be a sister[who can tell the difference?])
1 DUMMIE (that would be you, incase you did not
know)
Have baby sister/idiot brother put chocolate and
butter in microwavable bowl.
Have mutant sister insert bowl(or head,it's so
void of anything you might as well use it) with
chocolate and butter into microwave.
Have What's her name close microwave door untill
she/it hears a click.
If the click is more of a big boom or neuculer
explosion, blame it on the louse standing next to
you.
Have it Push the box that says: add 30
seconds, if you can not find it, praise baby
sister.
Have baby sister push the box that says: start,
or remind baby sister how wonderful she is.
Have take bowl out of microwave.
Have idiot mole burn her fingers taking out bowl.
Have mole hop around on one foot.
Have baby sister mix oreo bits into bowl.
Have baby sister pull you nose hairs.
Have baby sister put sauce on ice cream or a
bananna.
DO NOT get ready to eat.
Watch baby sister eat because she did all the
work.
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Sad... I know many will laugh reading this, but family is really a treasure and I wonder why siblings can't get along and say NICE things about each other. I would have gotten my hide tanned if I called my siblings such mean things. I grew up to love and appreciate the little pests and now I make sure my own children treat each other nicely and they are not allowed to call each other anything mean. Words can really truly hurt...and sometimes leave deeper scars that physical weapons do. I do love chocolate, however. Yummy!
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