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The Recipe to Please any Evil Monster-Dog That's Chasing You
by Lauren B.
copyright 04-05-2003


Age Rating: 7 to 127

 
If you are being chased by hungry,evil,man-eating monster dog than I suggest you either run for life or try this:
First you'll need:
3 dead cats
2 venomous spider legs
5 insane squirrel tails and
1 human head.
Step 1:GET IN YOUR HOUSE STUPID!
Step 2:Put the contents in a blender or chop them up real good.
Step 3:Feed the vile concoction to the evil dog.
Step 4:Wait 'till it goes to sleep.
Step 5:RUN AWAY!




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05-08-2008 Jade L.    

What if it eats it and wants more? Not that that would ever happen... i didn't jump really. My door's not bolted shut in the hopes that the cute ebvil monster dog can't get through. OH NO!!! I forgt the windows! Quick think of another one and FAST!!!
08-15-2006 Alma H.    

Funny...Why would you even go back outside just to give it to the dog? I mean, why not just call the animal shelter to pick it up? Heres the recipe for it:
1-phone book
1-phone
2-eyes to read
1-number
add them all together and with a hour, the dog should be bye-bye. Just thought that recipe would help. Talk to you later.
~Alma H.
12-06-2003 Heather Jackson    

Maybe THAT's what happened to the evil dogs next door. And I just thought the owners moved away. Cute
04-29-2003 Anne W.    

Love it!!!! i'm just curious....do you have any human heads laying around, there's this dog on my street....
04-25-2003 Leah Garrison    

heh heh heh... does it work for beastly boys too?
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