I do not want a boyfriend!!!
by
Regina S.
copyright 04-21-2003
Age Rating: 7 to 127
I do not want a boyfriend.
They're way too gross and tall.
They rad you out and put you down,
and never ever call.
I do not want a boyfriend.
They smell and burp and drool.
They make you laugh at dirty jokes
and think they're oh so cool.
I do not want a boyfriend.
They're really creepy strange.
They're immature and insecure,
when will they ever change?
I do not want a boyfriend.
It's obvious, can't you see?
No movies, dates, or flowers,
Just please stop bugging me.
*This poem is to Melissa, who will NEVER stop bugging me about guys!*
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I commented on this before, but that was ~before~ praise points existed. Is it just me, or do the guys in the animes seem afew GALAXIES nicer than the ones in the real world. *sigh*
lol, This was really cute. I liked the part with the dedication. My favorite lines were
"They smell and burp and drool.
They make you laugh at dirty jokes
and think they're oh so cool."
And reminds me one time I had this big crush on this guy. And I began to drool it was so funny.
Hi Regina: I came, I read, I recommended and rated. I'll change my Justin and me articles to a lower age rating, just for you.
Loved this poem. (And can't say as I blame you - when I was your age, I thought boys were creepy, and smelled funny!)
Bunny
On the front page and in record time (for me that is)!!! Thaks a lot everybody for recommending. (Its too bad the only guys who are mature and "nice" are all animated!!) ^-^
Welcome !
