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Umm...Apple's..(By the worlds badest cook)
by Lovisa Linde (Age: 18)
copyright 05-25-2003


Age Rating: 7 to 127

 

*screen goes to Lovisa*
Hello people! :D Today were makeing...Apple's!!! Ah im so good! *cough cough* anyway...first, go and buy a Apple seed somwere and plant it in your garden! Then wait untill it has apples and pick one! VOILA! APPLE!!!
*Crowd looks at the dead man infront of a small apple tree*
Umm...*cough cough* Of course you maybe need to eat somthing else while your waiting... ^_^;;; *looks at the very anoyed crowd* O.o;;;; ....g2g!!! *runs away*




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09-26-2006 Tammy Frascona    

I love a good smart a**, I mean apple in the morning. Very cute! Do you have a recipe for a smile to because I think I saw one hidden in here!
08-29-2006 Jessica P.    

Lol this is pretty funny, I love your sense of humour^^. Although you could always buy apples at the store instead of the seed... that way you're not the one waiting for years:P
08-18-2006 Alma H.    

Funny... It is the best way to make apples. You have the funniest humor, are you always like that or is just something to pass the time. I know that other people would be on the floor laughing, with you not at you. Talk to you later.
~Alma H.
01-18-2004 Anna Ellis    

*nodds* Yep! best way to make apples! ooooooooooooooo maybe you can teach me how to make grapes! lol this was very cute!
10-10-2003 Ashley T.    

*stares*

Right... Not even gonna ask...
08-06-2003 Anne W.    

Lol, I liked the twist at the end.
~*anne*~
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